Episode 78 - Dick on Stealing Shows

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2017

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

My legal dream team, not helping someone up when they're down, Madcucks reads his own version of the letter, Carmen Mandiego, flu shots are a scam, falling off a child's bicycle ramp, Larry doesn't wax-off at his TNS Dojo--if you know what I'm talking about, Bitcoin retirement homes, silicone ice trays, Ken White sends out the Popehat signal and despises me, a keen eye for Morlocks branding, I track down the Maddox fan who I believe is responsible for all vulgar abuse directed at Mental Jess, the fate of free speech online rests in the hands of Santa Cuck, unboxing dress shirts, dominant hands, and I steal an entire podcast from Madcast Media, how's that for irony? All that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick.
0:15.0	Ready. Yeah!
0:17.0	Yeah!
0:18.0	Yeah!
0:20.0	He!
0:21.0	You want Dick, you want Dick, you need to do you love dick
0:23.4	you got it it's the show where everything is a lawsuit
0:27.8	coming to you come if you fly from a concrete bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure. I am your host. Dick Masters in the 20 million dollar man, the 20 million dollar man coming to you live.
0:47.1	From a mountain bunker the 20 million dollar man who is reduced to nothing personally and professionally was rebuilt using only Goss, a demon of a techno-Goss monster creation like
0:58.2	Frankenstein, but Gossenstein. That's what they did to me, Sean.
1:04.0	My audio engineer with me as always Sean the audio engineer.
1:06.0	Hello. Hey, what's up buddy?
1:08.0	They rebuilt me from nothing.
1:10.0	They did.
1:11.0	They did. They said, we can rebuild him.
1:12.0	We have the hot goss.
1:13.7	Better than you ever needed or wanted.
1:15.4	Better than you ever needed or wanted.
1:17.3	More dick.
1:18.0	A million would be fine or six million.
1:20.1	A million dollar man?
1:21.1	Yeah.
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