Episode 77 - Dick on Unimaginable Stress

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2017

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

The LOLSUITs against me build on multiple fronts, I find a smoking gun for the first biggest mistake in the universe, Sean and I attempt to imagine the unimaginable, wearing jeans at the beach with no underwear, having to poop while you're camping, Peach sends in a jass number, the file-a-lawsuit kit, using fancy words to show off, paying half attention, Mister Metokur makes a video about the lolsuit, the 867-5309 joke, losing a frisbee, full-bone hangovers, a young man's first BTFO, stealing people, and I give an impassioned plea for Maddox to give up on entertainment and leave Los Angeles to for his own well-being. How's that for irony? All that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick. Dick.
0:14.0	Ready.
0:15.0	Yeah!
0:17.0	Yeah!
0:20.0	Yeah! Yeah!
0:22.0	You want Dick you need Dick you love dear, because the only show where everything is a contest.
0:27.0	Coming to you live from a concrete bunker in the side of a mountain deep in the heart of the city of failure.
0:34.8	Your host, your regular host Dick couldn't be here today.
0:38.2	This is your new host.
0:40.7	John Smith.
0:42.2	So any lawsuits of anything that happens related to this show,
0:46.0	you can make them out to me, plaintiff John Smith,
0:49.0	defendant John Smith, the by an anonymous man.
0:53.0	John, it could be John Doe.
0:56.0	John Doe is what I meant.
0:58.0	I'm an anonymous, the only podcast hosted by an anonymous man.
1:03.0	This a Dick show with me is always a Sean.
1:05.0	B' been sued by an anonymous woman.
1:08.0	He sued by the court case of this entry.
1:10.0	The anonymous man, the invisible man, sued by the imaginary woman.
1:14.7	Right.
1:15.7	Coming to a courtroom, coming to a ridiculous courtroom near you.
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