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The Dick Show

Episode 76 - Dick on Bashing Women

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.81.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2017

⏱️ 141 minutes

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Summary

Implicit and explicit misogyny, I am wrong several times, dopamine and talking about doing things but not doing them, I grade Louis CK's sexual harassment apology, getting negged about the show, antics at a smash room, Diego saves Chicago, Peach gets erased from a Maddox video, Adam Panache calls in with a Cajun meme game, a caller who went to an SJW church, Peach has a problem with me, The Dick Show Album nears completion, how Tinder and pre-emptive opting out has ruined the world, National Novel Writing Month, Layc's laugh track, an erotic story in a retirement home, and Sean fights with his brother; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Presenting Dick.

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Dick. Dick.

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Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.

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Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.

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Dick. Dick.

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Ready.

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Yeah!

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Yeah! Yeah!

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H! Welcome to Dick. You need Dick, you want Dick, you love Dick, it's the only show where everything is a podcast,

0:33.0

coming to you live from a mountain bunker deep in the heart

0:37.0

of the city of failure, where such scoundrels

0:41.0

as LA Phil make their home,

0:44.4

sad devious, devious men with checkered pasts,

0:48.9

like LA Phil and Harvey Weinstein,

0:51.4

his co-pilot, into the debauched land of failure that is

0:56.4

Los Angeles. LA Phil and his is symphony of evil that follows him around committing capers. LA Phil and his

1:07.8

cellist of terror. A cello player by day but by night excuse me a cello player by day, but by night, excuse me, a cello player by night, L.A. Phil and his

1:15.5

symphony of deviance do all their crimes in the day shot.

1:20.0

They do their crimes in the day and then they play symphonies at night with all the angst of the crimes that they did throughout the day.

1:28.0

And they work out their aggression and criminality on the stage, but sometimes it's not enough for LA Phil and his

1:36.2

orchestra of doom and they content they go on murderous crime sprees. It's not fun

1:42.4

shenanigans. It's all like Dexter, but they're not bad guys that they kill. It's just anybody.

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