Episode 73 - Dick on F*ck Whales

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2017

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

"F*ck Whales" bombs, the economics of publishing, #MeToo Musical Chairs, a sure-fire fix for power-tripping policemen, Crocodile Dundude hunts the Australian Internet Outback for book sales, Madcucks returns for Road Rage: Chicago, shutting down crosswalks for children, several songs about cucks, cutesy error messages, the Lena Dunham meme hero, the trans Playboy issue, blurring lines, misremembering the A-Team, and I'm writing a new book; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Here we go.
0:02.0	Fock!
0:03.0	scrolling.
0:05.0	Oh boy.
0:07.0	Okay.
0:08.0	Oh Jesus Christ.
0:09.0	Oh no.
0:10.0	Here we go everybody! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
0:35.0	Yeah. Yeah.
0:37.0	Welcome to Dick.
0:38.0	You want Dick, you need Dick, you love.
0:41.0	Dick, it's a show where everything is a contest coming to you live from a mountain bunker,
0:46.7	from a concrete bunker in the side of the mountain.
0:49.2	Excuse me. I'm your host Dick Masters and with me as always is Sean the audio engineer.
0:53.8	Hello Dick. Hey what's up buddy? Oh boy Sean. I just saw something.
0:58.8	I can't read the monitor is a very like a very shallow angle from here.
1:08.0	But I'm looking at a graph and I've whenever you see a graph that looks like that it doesn't denote good things.
1:15.0	It doesn't denote good things.
1:17.0	Except in this case.
1:19.0	Oh, man.
1:21.0	Oh, man. Oh man is that a graph of bit coins escalating value or is that a graph of
1:29.6	graph of fuck Wales sales rank going to the moon of a graph of the housing crisis or is it a graph of Maddox's failing new book,
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