Episode 74 - Dick on Exile

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2017

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Banned from Twitter, shoulder nipples on leather jackets, corporate birthday wishes, Randy's too-hard high-fives, Coach builds a step, internalizing authority, Adam Nash calls in, how to eat a cinderblock, modern infomercials, my new cereal, a DickHead in the publishing industry, Blaire Witch urinal positions, and Bitcoins; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick. Dick.
0:14.0	Ready.
0:15.0	Yeah!
0:18.0	Yeah!
0:20.0	Yeah! Welcome to Dick.
0:22.0	You need Dick. You love Dick. You want Dick is the show where everything is a contest coming to you live from a mountain bunker in the city of failure. I'm your host Dick Masters Masters and with me as always is Sean audio engineer.
0:34.3	Hello deck hey what's up buddy joining us today
0:37.2	He's my life coach
0:38.8	You're looking like a disheveled James Bond
0:42.0	It's my life coach. Oh my God.
0:45.0	You can put on the tucks again.
0:47.0	Put on your tucks.
0:48.0	We were at a Halloween party last night.
0:52.0	Coach went is Shyle Labof.
0:53.4	Yeah. He wore a tuxedo and he put a paper bag over his head that said we will not, what was it?
0:59.8	I am not famous anymore.
1:00.8	I am not famous anymore.
1:02.4	With a little hole poked in it for a joint, no big deal, don't worry about that.
1:06.0	Yeah.
1:07.0	The costume had the amazing effect of when the bag was removed, it went from being Shylabuff to being Harvey Weinstein.
1:13.6	Oh, that's fucking hilarious!
1:17.6	Yeah.
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