Episode 72 - Dick on Road Rage: Los Angeles

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2017

⏱️ 137 minutes

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Summary

Road Rage: Los Angeles, the Boy Scouts' new crappy merit badges, upgraded security measures, the time Sean and I triggered an overly protective father, promise rings, Bill Guy the Science Dude takes questions, Demolition Man trivia, DIY Sisyphus and the endless Home Depot trip, the purpose of sphincters, building stairs, man-scratching posts, the precariousness of the 19th amendment, fistfights at the show, the offensive line at the show, stage dives at the show, the Biggest Problem Lost Episode giveaway, a very uncomfortable investigation, and fan favorites turning heel; all that and more this week on The Dick Show.

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0:00.0	Oh boy.
0:02.0	How do we even?
0:03.0	I don't know how to start.
0:04.0	I don't know either.
0:06.0	Presenting.
0:08.0	Big. Dick.
0:10.0	Dick.
0:11.0	Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Yeah,
0:25.0	yeah!
0:29.0	Welcome to Dick.
0:30.0	You want Dick, you need Dick, you love Dick, is the only show where everything is a contest coming to you live from a mountain bunker.
0:37.0	Deep in the heart of the city of failure and I cannot stress the failure hard enough.
0:41.0	I cannot stress it hard enough. It infects us all. I'm your host Dick
0:49.4	Masters and with me as always is Sean the audio engineer hello dick hey what's up buddy joining us
0:54.0	today it's Santa cuck himself the enigma who made a special a special surprise
0:59.2	appearance at the live show road rage LA LA, this week, mysterious Coconels.
1:04.7	Hey, how you guys doing?
1:05.8	What's up, buddy?
1:06.6	This is the, I feel like I got,
1:09.0	I feel like I got run over by a ghost train made of failure.
1:13.0	I like, it feels like my soul got sucked out today.
1:17.0	How are you guys feeling?
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