Episode 70 - Dick on Turning Japanese

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2017

⏱️ 156 minutes

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Summary

The season of obligations begins, I send Peach to the hospital, being a ghost vs. being a man, a libertarian haunted house, an apology cryptocurrency, front-of-the-line passes, Japanese suicide phones, men holding hands under any circumstance, the Sean hentai challenge, my Rick and Morty prediction, Lowtax gets banned from Twitter, Sean's secret Instagram account, a shocking revelation by Peach that upstages my erotic story, smart soda machines, anti-robites and the curse of the blue collar opiate addiction, and Captain Jackass with Hooker News from Facebook; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick.
0:15.0	Ready. Yeah!
0:17.0	Yeah!
0:20.0	Yeah!
0:22.0	H! Welcome to Dick!
0:24.0	You need Dick, you want Dick, you love Dick.
0:26.0	It's the show!
0:28.0	Where everything is a podcast coming to you live
0:30.0	from a mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure.
0:34.1	I'm your host Dick Mansterson with me,
0:35.4	is always a Sean, the audio engineer.
0:37.1	Hello Dick, hey what's up buddy,
0:38.3	you're joining us today.
0:39.6	Very special,
0:41.0	ever a very special beginning to the, the Halloween slash Thanksgiving slash Christmas
0:50.0	slash New Year's slash Valentine's Day season that only ends in St. Patrick's Day.
0:59.0	The lovely peach saliva.
1:01.0	Hello today.
1:02.0	Hi.
1:03.0	Oh, that's your thing, right?
1:04.0	Yes.
1:05.0	Sean, her thing is hello today.
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