Episode 69 - Dick on Dick

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2017

⏱️ 129 minutes

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Summary

"What have you been up to?", soft water, the National Anthem and the un-skippable cut scene, defending a woman's honor, Mr. Fancypants does a bad job pitching his novel, Denzel songs, Asterios vs. Madcucks, the Dick Show calendar, life in low-definition, High School Musicals, Facebook News, Christian Ronaldo fighting muggers, Lacy's non-existent ideal man, and the crisis of leverage; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Transcript

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0:00.0	I'm so hung over I'm like FDR over.
0:03.0	Oh Jesus. Really? Yeah, I get my jacket across my legs.
0:07.0	I'm fine I have polio.
0:08.0	Like FDR. I'm so hung over I have polio.
0:11.0	Yeah.
0:12.0	Presenting. polio. Yeah!
0:22.0	Yeah! Yeah!
0:25.0	Yeah!
0:27.0	Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, welcome to Dick. You want Dick, you need Dick, you love Dick, is a show where everything is a contest coming to you live from a mountain bunker.
0:42.0	Deep in the heart of the city of failure, I'm your host Dick Masters. to you live from a mountain bunker.
0:42.8	Deep in the heart of the city of failure.
0:44.1	I'm your host Dick Masters.
0:45.0	And with me as always is Sean.
0:47.7	Audio engineer.
0:48.5	What's up buddy?
0:49.6	Keep waiting for you to say that.
0:50.9	Audio engineer.
0:52.3	I'm gonna leave it longer and longer. Like that, yeah.
0:55.0	Uncomfortable. It's going to be an hour, an hour of yeah and then 40 minutes of silence
1:00.8	until I really bring it home with the audio engineer.
1:04.1	Really get everyone's dick hard with that pause because they know it's coming.
1:08.8	I'm sure that yeah.
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