Episode 68 - Dick on Phony Lollers

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2017

⏱️ 161 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

The scourge of phony lollers, real life cupcake wars, sex vs. a hangover, picky garbage men, [email protected] gets a hit, the slow death, the kid with better stuff than you, Sam Hyde's War on Pornography, several musical tributes to Sean's D, condensation and condescension, organic comedy supplements, Choose Your Own Adventure books, Goss Squad interviews Asterios Kokkinos, Asterios' School of Satire, Denzel makes a girl cry, and Sean doesn't get Family Guy pornography; all that and more this week on the Dick Show!

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Presenting Dick. Welcome to Dick! You want Dick, you need Dick, you love Dick, is the only show where everything is a contest.
0:27.0	Hey, hey, it's, you know, it's a podcast that's been unbroken too, Sean. I don't know if you know that.
0:35.0	That's a not a lot of podcasts can claim that every week they come out with an episode.
0:39.0	Oh.
0:40.0	Every week we come out with an episode.
0:42.0	I was going to ask. Some other podcasts, oh, some other podcasts, they just can't sink it in all the way. They say,
0:48.0	give us a mulligan. Episode today? Couldn't, couldn't do it. Couldn't be asked, couldn't be asked to sit down in front of a microphone in my bedroom with my
0:59.0	shirts all over the place and record some, some hot, hot humor for you people. Could couldn't do it. You want to do it?
1:05.6	Now you want me to do it? Couldn't do it. Go buy my book. Right? That's not this show.
1:11.3	Every week, Sean, I don't care if I'm sick. I don't care if I'm hung over. I don't care. I don't care what's going on. Every week, I will sit in here and record a podcast.
1:25.0	That's my vow.
1:28.0	Okay?
1:29.0	It's unbroken.
1:30.0	I didn't know what you meant by unbroken.
1:31.0	By the way, there's no ads on this show.
1:33.5	I can't stress that enough
1:34.9	that there's no advertisements on this pocket.
1:36.8	Yeah, it's a show where everything is a contest
1:40.0	coming to you live from a mountain bunker
1:41.8	in the city of failure.
1:43.0	I'm your host Dick Masterson with me as always is Sean.
1:45.4	Hello Dick.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Dick Masterson, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Dick Masterson and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.