Episode 67 - Dick on The Devil

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2017

⏱️ 135 minutes

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Summary

Modern church and the devil of incompetence, the volume box on your iPhone, Sean's Dingus Fantasy Football Team, people who throw beachballs over the side at baseball games, putting an end to that Ed Sheeran song, girls who are worried about looking "too buff", drunk time traveling, gay detecting computers in the Middle East, Madcucks-gestions on how to interview, auto-playing news videos, customer service at Pornhub, Matt Miller Ink, and the live show tattoo; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Presenting.
0:03.0	We should do a cold open.
0:05.0	That's what we're doing now.
0:07.0	Cold opens.
0:08.0	Is that we're doing?
0:09.0	I think we did a little bit of that.
0:10.0	I don't know. I'm in a silly mode.
0:11.0	Are you?
0:12.0	What can I tell you? Oh, why?
0:13.0	So down there.
0:14.0	Presenting.
0:15.0	Take. Damn.
0:17.0	Dick.
0:18.0	I'm gonna like.
0:19.0	It's a new stage, it's a new stage of a hangover.
0:25.0	Yeah!
0:27.0	Yeah! Welcome to Dick. You know you Dick you want Dick, you love Dick, you got it. It's a show where everything is a contest coming to you live from a mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure. I'm your host Dick Madison with me is always a shot
0:48.0	Hello Dick. Hey, what's up buddy? How's it going? Pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good myself. I'm in a silly mood today. Yeah. I don't know why
0:56.9	Well, that like it's a mood that's not quite happy. It's a little bit zaney
1:01.6	Yeah, it's bordering on zaney and this is not a week night
1:05.0	bonus night which they get silly I you know what I think it is I think I've got fantasy
1:10.2	madness I think I've got fantasy football madness well you just swapped to be fantasy Because I see, I picked, okay, I'm in two fantasy leagues.
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