Episode 66 - Dick on False Alarms

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2017

⏱️ 141 minutes

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Summary

Sean's performance review/birthday, ROAD RAGE: LOS ANGELES, fire alarms make me wish I was burning to death, Rocketman and asteroid mining, Steve Hofstetter, comedian pilots, airport bean bags, I don't know what is a parsec, Asterios' alt-right business ideas, Hazencruz's fat girls on Tinder song, package thieves and Jokey Smurf, The Indiana Jones Leather Man BAG network, Trump Sci-Fi, an acceptable reason to abandon your family, pee arguments, the tipping point of a hangover, taking a plane crash to he face, and problems with The Red Cross; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	I like that cold open we did last week I did too yeah yeah let's do it again yeah
0:06.4	let's do it again yeah okay
0:09.4	presenting
0:25.0	Dick. Yeah! Welcome to Dick! You need Dick you on Dick you love Dick!
0:30.0	It's the show where everything is a contest.
0:33.0	Coming to view live from a mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure.
0:36.0	I'm your host Dick Masters and with me as always is Sean the audio engineer.
0:40.0	Hello Dick.
0:41.0	Hey buddy, what's up?
0:44.0	Same old.
0:45.0	Same old.
0:46.0	Same old, same old, same old, isn't it?
0:48.0	Yeah. Sean, I got it, it's episode 66.
0:50.0	It is.
0:51.0	I don't know if you know this, but that means it's time for your performance review.
0:54.0	Oh, yeah, uh-huh good.
0:55.8	Punctuality.
0:56.8	Uh-huh.
0:57.8	Pretty decent.
0:58.8	I've got a form right here in front of me.
1:00.2	Punctuality, pretty good.
1:01.6	Yeah. Um,uality, pretty good. Yeah.
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