Episode 65 - Dick on Back to School

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2017

⏱️ 145 minutes

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Summary

Hurricane Hindsight and the party of the century, Back to School and the orgy of the matriarchy, using the F-bomb on TV, Mr. Fancypants in studio, the Super Nintendo f'ed in the a machine, the Black Experience, Gab's ICO and Andrew Torba calls in, seppuku for IT blunders, sacrificing virgins, PSA for moms: the triple parentheses, the secret of the meme factory, a monster truck rally, terrible wedding gifts, the fake boob blathering drunk stare, an erotic story resolution, The LA Live Show, the causes of the Civil War, and a completely new way to pee incorrectly; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Did we wake you from your slumber? Jesus Christ, get in here. 11.
0:07.0	You didn't know there was a whole show happening like always like there's always every time a show happening
0:19.8	a show happening you fucking asshole we run a tight ship around here.
0:24.0	11!
0:25.0	It starts at 11.
0:27.0	Put your hand-hing.
0:30.0	Put your headphones on.
0:33.0	I can't.
0:39.0	I can't believe it.
0:40.0	I can't believe it.
0:41.0	Yeah!
0:42.0	Yhh! Can't believe it. Yeah! Yeah!
0:45.0	Welcome to Dick!
0:49.0	You need Dick, you want Dick, you love Dick.
0:51.5	It's the show where everything is a contest coming to you live
0:55.9	from a concrete mountain bunker in the city of failure deep in the city of failure. I'm your host Dick
1:00.8	Master sitting with me as always a Sean audio engineer.
1:03.7	Hello Dick. Hey what's up buddy joining us today my life coach.
1:08.2	Hey, yeah thank you. Thank you for being here. He was right on that mic when you introduced him, was he?
1:15.0	Like he's been here the whole time.
1:16.0	Like no one's been waiting.
1:18.0	My dad used to have a saying, and he said it over and over and fucking over my entire childhood.
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