Episode 510 - Dick on the Ice Cream Song

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2026

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

A man goes camping with two fat women, Homelander is killed, new types of maxxing, the ice cream man song is racist, billionaires advice on *** wiping, the crystal people of Los Angeles, how much money Boomers saved, a case for Door Dash, and I am too fat; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Anne Frank on the hand crank
0:02.3	If you got a hand crank from Anne Frank
0:07.5	Oh you got it made then
0:09.1	Wow
0:10.2	Made in the shade
0:11.0	Can I get that can I get a signed hand crank from Anne Frank
0:13.6	That's a tongue twister
0:15.1	You get a hand crank from Anne Frank
0:19.2	Very quietly That's a hand job for me and frank very quietly
0:21.6	that's a hand job right
0:23.5	I imagine so yeah
0:24.9	I get a hand crank I got a hand crank for man Frank
0:27.2	is that funny
0:28.8	it is now
0:30.6	is that funny
0:31.8	I mean
0:33.2	officially no right
0:35.8	we can't say that it's funny
0:37.3	we can't come down this humor fuck I We can't keep out of this humor.
0:39.0	Fuck, I got to hang Ray Ray's picture here, man.
0:41.5	I don't want to spill on it.
0:43.5	I've been doing really good with spills, so I'm due.
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