Episode 508 - Dick on Quitting Social Media

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2026

⏱️ 100 minutes

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The Quartering quits Twitter, Spencer Pratt for mayor, the first Black transgender quadriplegic fashion model speaks out on oppression, the remains of the Titanic sub idiots, and movies about women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Says viewers waiting
0:04.5	What do you think?
0:05.8	Do you think that's right?
0:06.9	Should you do the Michael Jackson thing and just make him wait for like an hour and then just like
0:11.7	Come out and snap what is what does he do again? He like turns his head and then everyone like loses their minds
0:18.3	Was he really a pedophile? I don't think so, man.
0:22.3	EBS says he's a pedophile.
0:24.6	EVS usually knows these sorts of things.
0:29.6	He's a pedophile.
0:30.6	It would be a lot more victims, though.
0:31.8	Wouldn't there be?
0:32.5	Like, Jimmy Seville, he was a pedophile,
0:34.7	and then it turned out that he raped more people than gangas con he raped more
0:39.2	kids you know thank god kids can't get pregnant or else there would just be hundreds of thousands of
0:46.0	jimmy seville running around micro babies micro babies muppetet Babies Micro babies.
0:56.6	Right? Thank God they can't get
0:58.3	Thank God they can't get pregnant.
1:01.5	That's fucking crazy.
1:02.8	There'd be so many Jimmy Seveals.
1:04.6	That says live now. Let's see if we're talking about gross stuff.
1:07.6	Of course. That's what it takes to get.
1:11.1	I can't hear it. Oh yeah, could you? Yeah. Of course. That's what it takes to get. I can't hear it.
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