Episode 507 - Dick on SUPERKILLERs
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2026
⏱️ 192 minutes
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Summary
Ray Ray is Happy is in studio painting a picture and shilling for SUPERKILLERs, I discover where all my poop has been going, the black belt of the year, red button vs. blue button, "Goyslop" and other hate speech, World War Eleven, high-testosterone men and consensus, cars that watch you, and Netenyahu NOT dropping bombs on a school; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | Rumble Studio fucked me. I don't know why I thought I could use this. |
| 0:09.0 | I don't know why I thought I could use this. |
| 0:14.0 | Guys, I'm not having a good life. |
| 0:16.0 | I'm having a good life right now. |
| 0:20.0 | He didn't get the spoon. I don't know where. I'm having a good life right now. |
| 0:23.6 | He didn't get the spoon. I don't know where the fucking shrieky is. |
| 0:28.6 | I'll upload it to Vimeo later, I guess. |
| 0:33.6 | Why am I even have these on? |
| 0:35.6 | You guys want a predator? What do you think of the new |
| 0:39.8 | aesthetic in my house? Like, fucking, it's the refrigerator and all these pipes. You see all |
| 0:46.5 | these pipes? You see how the guys put a, ran a pipe through the hall and didn't cover it up |
| 0:49.8 | with anything? You see how they did that? My greatest fear was that this was going to happen what there's a |
| 0:56.3 | bunch of pipes now and they're doing this the podcast live from the back of a refrigerator now |
| 1:01.3 | dude every studio i've worked and they're like we're going to redo the hvac here and i'm like |
| 1:05.3 | don't do the brewery fucking thing and then it's like cool all your pipes in fucking side right where you can see it's like man |
| 1:12.4 | why are you all your camera's all fucked up now you're in the dark i'm in the dark |
| 1:16.6 | look you're in the dark over there ray ray what's up buddy how you guys doing man thanks |
| 1:22.5 | for having me at a Mario world i'm loving being oh fuck you |
| 1:26.2 | fuck you welcome Fuck you. |
| 1:30.3 | Welcome to the Dick Show. |
| 1:32.5 | Coming to you live from Mario Land. |
| 1:34.6 | Fucking World 9. |
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