Episode 506 - Dick on One Thing in Common

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2026

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Single Mom Weekend, my dad says the guy wasn't retarded, Fat Leia at Disneyland, transing Malcolm in the Middle, an ancient Chinese man, Nazi search tools, EMF gene manipulation, EBT ends and 7-Eleven goes out of business, spending too long in prison, and Black people have funeral cardboard cutouts; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Do, do, do, do, de, de, de, de, de, de, de.
0:03.6	None more aggressive than major entertainer, man.
0:10.3	He's just like the worst act.
0:12.1	He's worse than Neil Hamburger somehow.
0:14.3	Yeah.
0:15.3	That's why what I'm like, oh, of course they go on tour together.
0:18.2	Yeah.
0:18.8	When I saw that, I was like, you got to be fucking kidding me. He found somebody worse than him to go on tour with. Yeah. When I saw that, I was like, you gotta be fucking kidding me.
0:21.8	He found somebody worse than him
0:23.0	to go on tour with.
0:24.1	It's so...
0:25.5	All right, I'm gonna start streaming.
0:28.9	Cool.
0:33.8	Is it going?
0:35.0	I think it's going.
0:35.9	Oh, yeah, Rumble.
0:36.7	Yeah, you gotta verify that I'm a human, man. Rumble, you don't want bots watching, right? Rumble shows that to human users. To verify that you're human, it doesn't do anything. It just kind of shows it to human users because otherwise they'd have no traffic. Right. Look at that. Yeah, I remember the first time i saw major entertainer it's somebody confiscate this guy's
0:59.0	equipment well i saw his equipment i'm like whoa these are all cool pieces and then i heard
1:05.0	it came out and it was like jesus christ this is amazing like a hot woman showing off her feet.
1:12.9	Oh yeah.
1:13.7	No thanks.
1:14.9	Let's go.
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