I'm hydrating with coffee.

I'm all white today, see?

I got my white shirt.

You know, if I'm gonna be fat,

I might as well wear shit that makes you look fat.

You're like a black guy who just got paid.

That's right.

Let me get my grill put on, I'm gonna go downtown,

take my wife's wedding ring or whatever.

All white outfit? All white terry cloth outfit

i'm gonna have terry cloth sunglasses even the lenses too i'm gonna go to conier's next show

white i'm gonna have terry cloth contact lens i'll put that shit in put that shit on my peeps your

eyes just fucking bloodshot red the whole time from being so goddamn dry. Bitch, feel my eyes. They're fuzzy. My fucking eyeballs are fuzzy. You ever had a, you ever fuck with an end? I'm gonna, I would say it because I'm like in character. Right. You ever fuck with a end that it's got fuzzy eyeballs? I doubt it. That's, I'll show up at the barbecue. you like, did you see Dick? And he's got fuzzy, he's got fuzzy motherfucking eyeballs. You just gave me a crazy idea, too, the barbler queue, where it's a barbecue, but everyone's... But also... Everyone's a barber, too. You get a haircut. Yeah. And my ribs ready? No, you want to sit down and get your hair straightened and get your beard straightened. Get a wisecracking barber, just making jokes and pointing at everything with his clippers. Fuck, did I start this? Are we recording? I don't know if I did or not, actually. Shit. Yeah, this is going, all right. We're going over here. Yeah, there we go. Rumble, I guess, probably fucked up. Rumble's always fucked up. Oh, there it goes. I don't know why I launched into all this black stereotype voice. Too much Vito. That's what... Me and Vito are on the same side again. So everything's good. That's cool. I like that. I'm kicking off White Boy Summer with my all-whites. What are we talking about before the show? We're bringing back cargo shorts. No more of the short-short-short shit. Well... The short-short-short-shorts in. I'm taking them out. Guys, it's time to swap. We're not doing short shorts anymore. We're doing Jinko. We're doing Janko fucking bell bottoms that cover your shoes but have like 50 fucking extra pockets on them summer. Oh yeah. Multiple leather mans. Well, because I was thinking too, you brought up short shorts and I'm like, well, that's 70s white boy summer, which still counts. It's too old. It's too old. We need 90s.

We need the 90s back. But in true, in this true spirit of the 90s, right, you have the big

ass cargo shorts that zip off into short shorts. So you can unzip the pockets and just take

those off. Swirl it around.

Yeah. Take them off. So long shorts for the day and then short shorts to play.

Long shorts on the job site. And then party. When I'm partying, I just want my zips. I want my zip.

I don't even carry my tape measure and bag of nails with me. That's funny you say that because I'm getting new air.

I'm celebrating White Boy Summer by getting new air conditioning, you know?

That's cool.

And it's a Jinko brand air compressor.

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