Episode 503 - Dick on Vengeance for All

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 129 minutes

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Summary

Iran makes some AI videos, Salvo Pancakes commits a hate crime, India creates a new kind of music festival, the Sol Ringers Maddox looking and Chad counter, a bolo gun for lady policemen, a car breaking system for screaming, making porn of people you know, criminalizing sauce packets, NY goes dark, and a professional woman bicycler goes off a bridge; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Oh, it's a working live show.
0:04.5	Invite to voice.
0:06.2	Should I invite crim-pilled to voice?
0:11.1	Hell yeah.
0:12.3	Crim, yeah.
0:13.5	You got to get crim-pilled, man.
0:15.3	You fucking stupid if you're not crim-pilled.
0:17.2	What are you not crim-pilled?
0:19.3	What are you, a dumb asshole? What are you a dumb asshole? What are you a big stupid fucking dumb worthless fucking retarded asshole? You have better things to do? I doubt it. Doubtful. Highly doubtful. I know you don't have better things. You listen to this. I know you got nothing better to do. So just get crimfield.
0:38.9	Just once. A little bit.
0:39.5	Just once.
0:41.0	A little bit.
0:41.6	That's all.
0:43.3	Where's the... Here we go.
0:44.3	This should already be going.
0:46.0	That's the great thing about it.
0:48.8	Yes.
0:50.7	Holy shit.
0:53.6	It's going to be a good day
0:55.2	Is that what I'm gonna do
0:57.0	The blocked by Vito
0:58.0	Booty
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