Episode 502 - Dick on The Day the Chungus Died

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2026

⏱️ 162 minutes

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Chuck Norris is dead, Iran blows up Israel's secret nuke lab, a camp for your wife, more Sol Ringers, and a guy who has problems with his mother; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Patreon told me to apply to, uh, it's like, it's called like the creator fund.
0:07.4	Some festival in cans.
0:10.3	They said, you really, you should really apply to this.
0:12.8	I'm like, get the fuck out of here. What are you talking about?
0:16.5	This is like for guys like clavicular.
0:20.5	It's not for guys like me.
0:21.6	Yeah.
0:22.6	I'm not showing up to no cans.
0:24.6	What's the cans situation?
0:26.6	Yeah, what's the can't situation?
0:27.6	Not this guy.
0:28.6	They got a sign that's been AI generated.
0:31.6	Do not let this guy in.
0:34.6	Say, holy shit, it looks exactly like me.
0:36.6	We took all the dead beats that have ever been let this guy in. Say, holy shit, it looks exactly like me.
0:39.3	We took all the deadbeats
0:41.3	that have ever been kicked out of this hotel
0:42.8	and ran it through an AI filter
0:45.1	model.
0:47.7	He trained up a universal
0:49.7	deviant so we could warn
0:51.9	bartenders and it looks like this man
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