Episode 501 - Dick on Sol Ringers
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2026
⏱️ 152 minutes
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Summary
Netenyahu is dead, ripping up library books, a guy dies because his ambulance gets stolen, Malcom in the Middle is raped, the Manosphere is devastated, treason on TikTok, 10,000 cops show up for a synagogue shooting, Maddox plays Magic: the Gathering; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | What is this? |
| 0:01.0 | I don't know what this is. |
| 0:02.0 | I've cracked it for you. |
| 0:04.0 | Oh, you cracked it for me? |
| 0:05.0 | Thanks. |
| 0:06.0 | Um... |
| 0:07.0 | Whatever this. |
| 0:09.0 | That's the Leg Day IPA. |
| 0:12.0 | That's the 20 million dollar man IPA. |
| 0:18.0 | You have to be the one to do that. |
| 0:20.0 | Does this fucking work? |
| 0:21.3 | Yeah, there we go. |
| 0:22.2 | I've been holding on to this for, I don't know how long. |
| 0:24.6 | Six years? |
| 0:25.7 | Seven years? |
| 0:26.5 | So I don't want to insult the people who made these for me. |
| 0:31.1 | But listen, they've been in the fridge for a long, long time. |
| 0:34.6 | And I don't know what kind of effect that has on like home brew beer. I don't know if it was |
| 0:41.1 | amazing. It's it's not store-bought Randy, okay? It's not a store-bought burger. So I don't know |
| 0:49.4 | what, I know this is the $20 million leg day IPA. You can see it's evaporated down to about the |
| 0:55.9 | halfway point. That's probably not good. That's botulism, right? Is it botulism? |
| 1:03.5 | What can we get from this? Is it botulism when you shit your pants? Is that botulism, |
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