Why you got to bring up that subscription car wash right before the show?

My life is just like a battle of subscriptions.

Like I'm getting eaten by subscriptions on this end.

And every single one is appealing.

Talking about subscription car washes and I'm in.

Well, see, that's the thing is what makes it seem feeling.

You're selling it like a timeshare.

Well, I thought it was bullshit because I'm all

anytime anything's a subscription

I mean it's got to be bullshit but I know

I know and you know we both

independently arrived to the conclusion that it's

something we need I looked at it

and I said I want to come back and get this

subscription car watch shit 20 bucks a month

I'm in it's good well here's the thing

as much as i love paying to use a shitty power washer in the middle of fucking hollywood where there's

a bunch of bums coming after me yeah asking me for the quarters that i'm trying to quickly put in this

fucking machine yeah you could just drive that which costs ends up costing you 15 bucks if you do a good job.

Oh, the self car wash. Yeah. I hate, every time I go to that thing, I hate it. It's fun. Because of the guy, because of me. I'm just so, like, I just want to sit there with a wand and go like, and then it never gets clean. I never get shit out of the back. and then I run out with soap still on the car.

I'm like, fuck.

Right, and that's why it costs so much.

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