Episode 492 - Dick on Homeless Surveys
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2026
⏱️ 171 minutes
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Matthew Cox calls in about stealing identities from the homeless and going to prison for $60 million in mortgage fraud, Venezuela is liberated from communists, I take a weed whacker to some dog poop, sacred cow poop on sale at Amazon, and women are upset that Grok puts them in bikinis; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | The level of like, the level of experimentation on people makes MK Ultra that social media companies are doing on people makes MK Ultra look like a self-help, a therapy. |
| 0:11.5 | Yeah, at least you got acid. |
| 0:12.9 | Group therapy. |
| 0:13.6 | Yeah, at least it got you high. |
| 0:15.4 | The Instagram's just like keeping you fucking tweaking. |
| 0:19.2 | You got, we got people who are just disfiguring their faces permanently. |
| 0:24.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:25.1 | Hooked on the lowest... |
| 0:27.7 | They're experimenting on how low they can keep you |
| 0:29.9 | for doing the most insane degree. |
| 0:32.2 | It's so bad that when they do it on Black Mirror, |
| 0:35.1 | they tried to do an episode |
| 0:36.4 | where this guy was like degrading himself online to make money. And it seemed almost quaint. He was like drinking pee. And I was like, that's not. That's just Mr. Shunice on any given day. No one's paying like no one's paying for that. You got to like I don't, you guys can't even imagine how sick and depraved people are being. |
| 0:55.1 | Yeah, you got to at least drink poo these days. |
| 0:59.4 | For every guy that hates drinking pee for money, there's somebody who loves drinking pee. |
| 1:04.6 | That's someone who does it for free for the game and is setting world records. |
| 1:08.1 | Exactly. |
| 1:08.8 | So it's a real big, when I saw that, I was like, that's not accurate. |
| 1:12.1 | That's like a really childlike view of humanity to think that there's a guy who's like |
| 1:17.8 | disgusted at drinking his pee and charging for it. Yeah. There's someone making way more off |
| 1:25.2 | the ad revenue from all this stream. |
| 1:31.0 | Yeah, the monetization is all stupid. |
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