Episode 491 - Dick on Strangest Things
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 28 December 2025
⏱️ 158 minutes
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Summary
The Stranger Things coming out scene, a bunch of Somalians do day care, two fat women ruin your day, the pivotal decision of GTA 6's pride parades, Calfiornia ruins tortillas, the billionaire tax, and Maddox accidentally turns someone gay in highschool; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | That's what anime is though |
| 0:02.0 | Just 900 episodes of talking |
| 0:05.0 | Yeah, but you say da da da da da da da da di dii |
| 0:08.0 | See |
| 0:12.0 | I can't get behind that |
| 0:14.0 | You can't get behind the anime talking so much? |
| 0:17.0 | I just, it's all, because it's all stupid |
| 0:20.0 | Oh it's all yeah it's all fucking stupid It's all, because it's all stupid. Oh, it's all fucking stupid. It's all fucking stupid. All fucking stupid. That's why it takes him so long to do anything on anime. Talking about it over and over and over again. I remember being in middle school. It's like reality TV, but cartoons. Yeah. Remember being in middle school when initial D came out, at least in the U.S. And I'm like, whoa, it's an anime about drift racing. Like maybe I'll get into anime. So much fucking talking and by the time I was able to skip through to all the car racing scenes, there's about five minutes of cool looking cars. Yeah, and then it was like, like, e, like clipped in. this. For a whole two seasons of a show. |
| 0:55.7 | And I said, you know what? |
| 0:57.4 | I think anime is retarded. |
| 0:59.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:59.9 | And I never looked back. |
| 1:00.9 | You need like wacky racers. |
| 1:03.2 | That had the perfect balance. |
| 1:04.6 | Tons of racing. |
| 1:05.3 | Tons of racing. |
| 1:06.3 | Tons of racing. |
| 1:07.5 | Not too much. |
| 1:08.6 | Dynamic. |
| 1:09.4 | Not too much. |
| 1:10.3 | Just enough. Just too much dynamic. Not too much. Just enough to where you never know who's |
| 1:13.1 | going to come in first. But none of this will they won't they shit. Yeah for 900 episodes. Yeah. |
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