Episode 488 - Dick on Cursing on the Moon

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2025

⏱️ 167 minutes

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Summary

Batteries get dumped into Africa, the antisemite of the year award, liquor and machetes for the homeless, a post-stabbing N word defense, terrorism notes for the New IRA, women most affected, a meat skimping conspiracy, blue collar career advice vs. pornography career advice, Furry TMZ, a mystery pooper, the declining quality of Mexicans, why Manny Muskets talks like that, and more Maddox confessional chats; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	I don't know what's
0:02.0	I don't know what's funny anymore
0:19.2	I don't think anything's funny anymore I don't think what's funny anymore. I don't think anything's funny anymore.
0:24.9	Yeah, I don't know what.
0:27.9	Oh, I brought in some good brain rot.
0:30.4	Oh, good, okay.
0:31.9	I got, um, talk about this week.
0:34.0	I got this one guy who our banger is a new IP.
0:37.9	Mm-hmm.
0:39.0	You're going to love that.
0:41.1	It's at the intersection of autism and anime.
0:45.0	Much like every other IP ever.
0:47.9	Dude, that guy Hayden Blaze, one of our, well, one of the fans of the show, he hits me up all the time to give me updates on Toby Smiles.
0:56.9	Yeah.
0:57.5	And now grocery stars.
0:59.7	No way.
1:00.3	Wait a minute.
1:00.8	Hold that.
1:02.4	Yeah.
1:03.8	Okay, good.
1:04.6	Good.
1:04.9	Yes. Okay. Okay. I'm What was that?
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