Episode 487 - Dick on Black Krang
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 1 December 2025
⏱️ 142 minutes
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Summary
What I want for Christmas, Black Krang, the day the screaming stopped, a woman soldier gets killed, Tucker Carlson says a slur on television, wearing a Santa shirt to go see Santa, eating ice, gay venom, dancing in horse poop in America, underage drinking, rinsing your turkey, and the true story of Thanksgiving; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | I miss that guy |
| 0:02.5 | I don't know what he's doing these days |
| 0:04.8 | just getting back on the show man |
| 0:06.9 | yeah |
| 0:08.5 | he's uh yeah |
| 0:10.1 | you know what you gotta do |
| 0:13.2 | you gotta do uh swap you out for maddx |
| 0:17.6 | just see how it goes |
| 0:19.4 | just for one episode. |
| 0:23.2 | Okay. |
| 0:23.8 | Let's talk about that. |
| 0:27.6 | I think that would be the highest watched episode in the entire history of the show. |
| 0:35.5 | Me too. |
| 0:36.4 | Me too, man. That would be, |
| 0:39.2 | that's the last episode, all right? Yeah, that, that's the last episode. Go live, yeah, bitch. |
| 0:47.8 | Oh, yes. That's working. Sorry, Reddit, man, but we gotta do a little test. I know you hate it. |
| 0:53.8 | I don't know. There's something comforting about doing a little... It's like when you launch your space shuttle, no one's complaining that they're counting down, right? Oh, let's just get on with it already! Well, you don't want to hear the space shuttle guy say test one-one too as it's lost in cost. Test one-one, test one-one-one. That would be better. Really got me uh it's a little biggest problem reference for |
| 1:12.7 | any of you that are still watching that show we were just talking about how the greatest |
| 1:19.0 | last episode would be of this show of this show oh what were you what were you what were you |
| 1:24.4 | what were you saying oh biggest problem oh you were saying no i were saying, no, I meant this show. I meant the last |
| 1:27.9 | episode of this show is just open on Maddox hosting this show in this studio. I don't know how, |
| 1:35.2 | I don't know what the price would be for that, but that's the, that's the episode. That would be |
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