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The Dick Show

Episode 485 - Dick on Quirk Chungus World

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2025

⏱️ 168 minutes

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Summary

Christmas comes early this year, some immigrants build a terrible house, a bad way to meet women, too fat for fudge, a Maddox discovery about the self-insert Power Puff Girls episode, video games in Quirk Chungus World, a toilet with no seat, Indian airlines and wheelchairs, and Epstein becomes Yakub; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Video cannot be monetized on the biggest problem. What the?

0:04.0

Start recording it. All right, start streaming.

0:08.0

This is just for that one guy on Reddit that spurgs out when we check the streams.

0:14.0

When the show launches.

0:17.0

Why don't you figure out your issues before you're streaming?

0:21.6

Oh, hang on, I think there's an issue right here.

0:23.6

Uh-oh. Do a check, Johnny. Do a check on all the mics, would you?

0:27.6

Oh, there's actually another issue.

0:30.6

There's another issue here. And then I go here and check to make sure it's on, right?

0:35.6

He absolutely hates that. I got to wait for a second.

0:39.6

This, right now, what we're doing right now is just infuriating to that guy. Right now, it's just

0:44.1

infuriating. Now, stop. Every week, every week. It drives him totally insane that we're doing such

0:51.9

things as checking the video to see if it's on.

0:55.5

Alrighty, the guys, who's that? Frozen Snake, a favorite chatter of mine who's chatting away

1:00.3

in the Rumble stream. Frozen Snake, welcome to the show. I hope you're not that guy.

1:07.3

This right here, this is... He just loses it.

1:11.6

I imagine him in his car having the same monologue you just gave.

1:15.6

This fucking bullshit! This fucking bullshit! They're playing... they're doing it again!

1:19.6

Every week. Every week.

1:21.6

You don't get paid enough to check your audio before their show starts?

1:24.6

E-C-ee! Like that guy, what's that meme where he's like, I hate that asshole. And the guy's like a normal guy just walking, you know? Yeah. You know that one that I'm talking about? I hate you, asshole. I hate you, you son of a bitch. And the guy's got a mustache and he's like la-da-da-da-da-da-da da da da da um you know that guy that i'm talking about okay okay

1:46.0

i just had a brain a eureka brain moment okay okay i'm in a great mood what time is it uh 1221

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