Episode 483 - Dick on Goat Milk

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2025

⏱️ 142 minutes

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Summary

SNAP covers DoorDash and other astounding facts, a lesbian-run bar has no alcohol, poorly layed cement, I'm sick on Halloween, Tucker Carlson interviews Nick Fuentes, Bill Gates changes his mind on climate change, some old hags complain about Sydney Sweeney's boobs, India has a feces festival, blue collar jobs, and a woman makes dolls out of dead minks, and I need one; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Discord. Let's see if Discord is up.
0:04.1	Someone should make a dat chord.
0:11.7	It's black Discord.
0:14.0	Oh, we're over on dat cord.
0:16.9	Oh.
0:18.9	Okay, live show.
0:23.3	All right. Or a Discord name's so good
0:25.7	Daddy's money
0:27.8	Okay
0:30.6	Streaming
0:31.8	Let's see if this is working
0:33.2	Yeah daddy's
0:35.1	I don't know why people
0:36.4	I don't know why people try to hit me with that daddy's money shit
0:40.6	yeah that's implying that your dad would ever let any of it go
0:45.2	I mean he's great but why would I care who cares that's awesome
0:51.3	yeah that would be great yeah please I'd have a better deck.
0:57.9	You know what I would have? If I had my dad's money, let me pull this. Actually, he, well,
1:03.9	his stuff is all fucked up too. Right. Because we both have this thing where, like, we're not
1:08.3	going to pay for it. Well, that's what I mean, is the implication that he would let a red cent go to you.
1:14.4	His stuff is all fucked up as well.
1:16.9	He's got the same.
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