Episode 482 - Dick on Sean's Animal Corner: The Game

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2025

⏱️ 133 minutes

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Summary

A man dressed like an SS officer walks into a bar, going to a meth pumpkin patch, food stamps are canceled, cigarette diarrhea, a man creates an app, H1B job listings, freeway signs that are not in Hindi, an Amazon driver is upset with me, having to use dog shampoo, and the Sean's Animal Corner Game; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	No, I bet you it's even worse when it comes back.
0:06.0	Okay, well it's doing something.
0:08.0	Come on, man.
0:10.0	Can't I just use...
0:12.0	Can't I use stuff like a normal human?
0:14.0	Like, can't I use the normal stuff?
0:17.0	It's the only show where the only consistency in the setup is the lack of working.
0:21.9	Come on, bro.
0:22.9	Can I just use stuff like everybody else?
0:24.9	Can I use everybody else's things?
0:27.3	I wish I had a thing that I could stop you fucking assholes from using.
0:31.1	Some kind of like a new type of water.
0:34.7	No, fuck you.
0:35.5	It's my water.
0:36.5	You can't use it.
0:37.6	It's fucking... Better bomb-ass water. Better than water. No, fuck you. It's my water. You can't use it. It's fucking better,
0:39.5	bomb-ass water.
0:40.6	Better than water in every way.
0:42.0	Your water is fucking defective.
0:44.4	Water's crashing every 10 seconds.
0:46.9	Can't get it started.
0:48.3	Your water's spilling all over yourself.
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