Episode 481 - Dick on The Gooch Seam

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2025

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

A fat teacher leads a No Kings protest, Antifa vs. Antifat, my son has a strange injury, some boys use the n word, The Great Feminization, Gretta Thumberg gets beat up by the IDF, gay DnD, a strange Rippaverse comic about God and detention, a wipe wand demonstration, and VOCs; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Hey, when do I leave the desert level?
0:09.0	It's just a trash level.
0:13.0	Garbage flowing.
0:15.0	Who do they fight?
0:17.0	Shower, not Bowser.
0:19.0	They fight all the toads that look exactly the same.
0:22.5	Oh, yeah.
0:23.6	But somehow aren't.
0:24.8	Somehow aren't the same.
0:27.7	All the toads are Pakistanis.
0:30.3	Right, the only difference between the two of them is about five miles.
0:37.0	Ah. Ah. I'm gonna fucking die, man.
0:44.1	What's going on, man?
0:45.2	I'm gonna fucking die.
0:49.1	What happened?
0:52.2	There's no fucking sleep. Dude. I'm no fucking sleep.
0:55.0	Dude.
0:56.0	I'm gonna fucking die.
0:58.0	I am.
1:00.0	I'm gonna fucking die.
1:04.0	I'm like, if I walk out of, if we walk out here and my wife killed herself, I would not be, I would be surprised, you know, but I wouldn't be, I wouldn't be.
1:17.0	The physical reaction would say, whoa, I can't believe you actually did it.
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