Episode 480 - Dick on The Seattle Fat Mall
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 13 October 2025
⏱️ 160 minutes
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I get a new rug, a tour of the Seattle Fat Mall, the IRS gets a paid vacation, the unread email button is removed, Reduction in Force layoffs, Captain Ham Planet, a gay, handicap AI, a woman with a skin beard, Jordan Peterson killed by mold, and gross formula; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | pretty much just reading emails and then marking the email as unread. |
| 0:07.0 | So I can go back to it later. |
| 0:10.0 | Ah, I don't want to do that now. I'll go back to that. Mark this unread. |
| 0:14.0 | And Google just changed where the mark unread button is. |
| 0:19.0 | Oh. |
| 0:20.0 | So it's totally fucked up my life. |
| 0:21.8 | I have to take a sabbatical or figure out... |
| 0:25.6 | I need a new process. |
| 0:28.3 | Because for the last 10 years, read the email, mark the email unread, has been, you know, my... |
| 0:35.6 | My North Star. That's how I live and die by the market unread read the |
| 0:42.7 | 90% of my days reading emails mark them unread now i don't know how i'm going to do it i don't |
| 0:46.5 | know how i'm going to get by now well the problem is if you like put them in folders like oh read |
| 0:50.4 | open this and get back to this later folder that my wife, probably 10,000 folders in her thing. |
| 0:57.3 | She looked at my emails. |
| 0:58.0 | She goes, why do you have so many unread messages? |
| 0:59.3 | I said, 170,000. |
| 1:00.7 | Is that a lot? |
| 1:02.3 | She goes, look at mine. |
| 1:03.3 | I said, you got no emails. |
| 1:04.7 | You're a loser. |
| 1:05.6 | What do you mean? |
| 1:06.3 | She goes, no, I categorize them all into folders. |
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