Episode 478 - Dick on Straight Drop

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2025

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

A man drives into a church, how to tell a woman no, Israel hatches a plan to take over all media, a man is messed with while on crack, someone poops on my couch, Charlie Kirk's hot sauce, a Muppet sex pest, ; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	God, I hate this shit.
0:07.0	I need a full investigation.
0:11.0	No, come on.
0:13.0	R you, RQ, are you?
0:16.0	Yes, just that.
0:18.0	I demand a full investigation.
0:22.8	Yeah, what's happening over there?
0:28.8	Well, the unbreakable keyboard.
0:29.9	Who sent me this keyboard?
0:33.2	Yeah, which nuns?
0:35.6	Sizzak or something?
0:36.7	Which dumb?
0:40.3	Which of you motherfuckers sent me this fucking busted-ass key?
0:41.6	Is this not working either?
0:45.8	No, it's not.
0:46.9	Okay.
0:48.2	Is this not working?
0:53.2	Well, I'm sure it would if you didn't have a joke keyboard. Just let me see it.
0:57.0	No, stop showing me this shit.
1:03.0	Come on! Yes, yes, a sidebar, yes, yes, live events.
1:10.0	Yes, yes, yes.bar, yes, yes, yes, live events.
1:12.0	Yes, yes, yes.
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