Episode 477 - Dick on Henry Ford Fitness

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2025

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

Trying not to wake the baby, Charlie Kirk's REAL funeral, a man re-invents fitness, sending kids down the slide when they are too young, a fat woman can no longer ride a bicycle, a man dates a Discord, no peeing on the astroturf, the resistence fighters of Ham Planet, "can you imagine if they did the same thing to us", and toe nails getting ripped off; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Everything is weird today. Okay, incoming.
0:04.0	Incoming?
0:06.0	Let's go.
0:09.0	Oh, was there a quarter percent reduction in interest rates?
0:13.0	Ah, it was all worth it.
0:16.0	Ah, it was all worth it then in that case, Antoids.
0:23.4	Is this working?
0:25.8	Is it Rumble?
0:27.3	Oh, there we go. Okay.
0:28.8	Is this working?
0:29.8	Yeah, that's on.
0:30.4	All right.
0:32.1	Oh, that's working.
0:39.6	Rumble's got all their resources dedicated to Charlie Kirk's funeral right now.
0:41.1	They can't spare any for us.
0:51.1	That guy's dumb bitch wife, I saw her on the news today going, do I want the death penalty for the murderer?
0:53.7	Well, I don't want to go to heaven.
0:55.4	I don't want his blood on my hands. I don't want to go to heaven. I don't want his blood on my hands.
0:56.4	I don't want to go to heaven.
0:58.5	And Jesus is like an eye for an eye.
0:59.7	Is that how we do things?
1:00.8	Yes.
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