Episode 476 - Dick on AI Jesus

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2025

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

White people are doing AI funerals too now, Johnny's Brain Rot Corner produces some gems, Charlie Kirk is killed so a man can be straight, I almost break my wife's foot, my son gains too much weight, what young people want, EBT scams, signs in my neighborhood, snapping my neck, and the Hydroflask crew that stole Johnny's car; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Good, okay, okay, okay.
0:01.0	That's pretty good, man.
0:03.0	I think that's about...
0:04.0	I think that's a...
0:05.0	I think that's a chunky.
0:07.0	Can you hear that?
0:08.0	No.
0:09.0	I can hear it.
0:10.0	Oh, yeah, I can hear it.
0:11.0	Oh, wait, not that, yeah.
0:13.0	No.
0:14.0	I can't... I think I've got that fucked up somewhere.
0:17.0	There we go.
0:20.0	Cool. Okay. there we go cool
0:21.5	everything gets in um
0:27.5	desperation mode
0:30.2	when I have to do it by myself
0:32.7	digital equivalent of taking everything out of the sock drawer man
0:36.7	oh man I had a I had a throwing everything around the room episode last night.
0:42.5	I had one of those reasons.
0:43.3	Let me tell you what.
0:44.5	I had a throwing everything around the room episode last night.
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