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The Dick Show

Episode 475 - Dick on The Windi

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2025

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Johnny gets his car stolen, Josh Denny in studio, a lady steals a baseball from a kid, a Dickhead wins the virginity contest to a bag of red flags, three women pharmacists, a woman gets stabbed on the bus, and the Cracker Barrel CEO's long history of killing food items; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0

Women speak. I have a vaginitis that goes off.

0:05.1

Oh yeah? Like tinnitus, except it goes, wah, wah, wah.

0:07.9

Yeah, it just goes, start, right, stop listening.

0:12.1

Yeah. Yeah. That's a rough condition.

0:15.3

Yeah, it's bad. Yeah, no, it is. It's a rough condition.

0:18.1

It's always forever the biggest problem in the universe.

0:23.6

Uh, I have a, I got a doctor's note for my i asked the doctor i say can you write me a doctor's note that my wife uh can't can't watch

0:30.8

love is blind anymore because of my ears yeah did did did he pull through for you yeah he did he's a hell

0:37.4

of a nice guy you know

0:38.1

a good deal yeah all right let's see if this i'm gonna hit stream it's a really bad show to

0:43.7

for for anything i came in and i said every time i come in here why is it and hores on tv

0:53.3

yeah i'm not gonna say what i really said yeah no no if there's if there's if there's come in here. Why is it? N and whores on TV.

0:55.8

I'm not going to say what I really said.

1:01.6

Yeah. No, no. If there's, if there's ever a Josh Denny manifesto, there will be a reference to love is blind because it's, have you noticed now they just all get to the end?

1:08.7

Yeah. And then just don't get married. They're just like, well, it turns out I'm just a reality TV star now. Yeah. Host DJ nights at my local nightclubs for $10,000 for the next year until people stop caring about me. Okay, you are a little, you are a little low. Maybe I can bump you up in the game here.

1:27.9

Give me a little jolt.

1:27.3

A little jolt cola. How's that? That's a little bit more. It's a little better, right? I think so, yeah. I think I'm fucking learning, man. Yeah. I had to learn all this shit when my Sean left me. Yeah, I don't know. I've never had a Sean. I mean, I have a Sean, but he lives back east and doesn't have any talents.

1:45.4

Sean has too any talents.

1:47.5

Sean has too many talents.

1:54.3

This is, what is this update? I already did that shit. Update my fucking update these nuts. How about that?

2:01.5

Hosts. Live events. Where are we at? I didn't know you this is your setup

2:03.3

I got everything because they're all terrible

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