Episode 474 - Dick on The Stuntaverse

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2025

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Summary

I catch a guy watering a spider at the grocery store, a Federal Reserve governor commits mortgage fraud, entering the North Korea baby stage, "Stunters" the viral piece of garbage game, a brief Superkiller review, Trump catches a bad contractor, EBT and candy and soda, sex for rent in Canada and everywhere, and Johnny's Brain Rot corner; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Yeah, motherfucker. What are you? Davy Dope ass? Davy Too Dope? Should be Davey Dumb fuck.
0:07.3	Davey two dicks in his ass.
0:08.6	Davey two dicks up his ass.
0:11.8	Making comments like that. What an asshole, yeah.
0:14.4	Duck fucking dimwit.
0:19.4	Davey the duck fucking dimwit.
0:23.0	Davy Duckfucker.
0:25.3	Davy two dicks up his ass is the best one.
0:27.8	I have a six week old newborn.
0:33.1	That's about five feet away from me and I can feel his stare into the back of my head.
0:38.5	While he's in there trying to be...
0:43.3	Is this not working?
0:45.5	Is this fucking... is this new Patreon thing not working?
0:48.0	And I'm only six minutes late!
0:51.6	I'm only six fucking minutes late.
0:53.5	Set up live.
0:54.5	Set up the fucking live then.
0:56.5	Go live now.
0:58.5	No.
1:00.2	Not a computer webcam, you fuck?
1:03.2	Dude, of course it just doesn't work.
1:05.9	Start live.
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