Episode 470 - Dick on Boris Fatenov
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 4 August 2025
⏱️ ? minutes
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Summary
A ruined day off, a crackhead at the hospital, Lena Dunham stuns in not enough, a fat woman goes spelunking, the consequences of a low-IQ Internet, a muslim prayer group talks toilet paper, Asmongold and Gamer Gate 2.0, fame that is just out of reach, a fat woman falls out of a canoe, the ISOM action figure, Happy Gilmore 2, a new pick-up artist technique, women's many encounters with ghosts, and the king of crashouts has risen; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | I mean, I can't think about anything else. |
| 0:13.8 | Let's see. |
| 0:15.1 | Does this work? |
| 0:16.8 | Yeah, yeah, that works. |
| 0:18.3 | That's working. |
| 0:21.1 | I got to ease in on the volume, though. |
| 0:24.2 | There's good days and bad days. |
| 0:28.0 | You know, all you ever wanted in life is more good days than bad days. |
| 0:32.2 | I wanted more. |
| 0:33.4 | That was my problem. |
| 0:34.5 | I wanted more than that, and it skunked me. |
| 0:37.3 | Fucking skunked me over. |
| 0:42.3 | My favorite part... |
| 0:44.3 | Wait, let me make sure this is... |
| 0:46.1 | Yeah, other than that, Mrs. Kennedy, how was the parade? |
| 0:48.8 | My favorite part was when Vito accused me of faking hyper-accuses to stay away from him, which he did right when I first told him, hey, I have a real severe ear problem. I can't do studio stuff. I don't know if I'm going to be able to record podcasts anymore. Like it's a real huge deal. And he goes, are you sure anything else isn't going on? Because you can talk to me about that. I'm like, listen, you fat fuck. |
| 1:11.8 | I don't give a fuck enough to argue, to lie to you about you. |
| 1:16.9 | My life is irrevocably fucked. |
| 1:20.0 | Don't, well, I just want to know if I'm going to Boston Road right. |
| 1:23.6 | That's it. |
| 1:24.9 | That's it. |
| 1:27.1 | I didn't even see you half the time in Boston because you were trying to rest your ears |
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