Episode 469 - Dick on Slender Man's Wife

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2025

⏱️ 155 minutes

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Summary

Warren G lullabyes, stuck behind an idiot's funeral procession, Armenians honking at the hospital, the death of waiting rooms, fat women are hacked globally, mental asylums are coming back, eating gross things, advice on programming, an all-white town, four-person mortgages, and a fat woman breaks a Slip 'N Slide; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Chiqui, chicky, chicky, chicky, chicky, jickey, jickey, jickey, jickey, jickey, and you can see all their UPS boxes in the background.
0:07.0	Yeah.
0:11.0	You gotta blur that shit out.
0:12.0	Alright, let me start recording, start streaming.
0:14.0	Did they check all the boxes here?
0:17.0	Vimeo, Ramblay.
0:19.0	Rumblay.
0:20.0	They should change it to Rumblay
0:22.0	Make it fancy
0:24.2	They should make it work
0:26.0	They should make it work
0:27.1	And then make it fancy
0:28.2	What is Rumblay up to?
0:31.1	That guy said they're going to make like
0:32.3	A wallet
0:34.7	Make a Rumble wallet
0:36.6	Oh wow
0:37.3	Can't wait for that to not work too Yeah Can I buy a God, he said something to a wallet. Make a Rumble wallet. Oh, wow.
0:39.2	Can't wait for that to not work, too?
0:39.5	Yeah.
0:47.1	Can I, can I buy, can I subscribe to an ad on Rumble, like a teeth for gold ad with my Rumble wallet?
0:50.7	How much can I lose when it magically won't sign in anymore?
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