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The Dick Show

Episode 468 - Dick on The Family Man

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.81.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2025

⏱️ 167 minutes

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Summary

My campaign speech for city council, thin steaks take over the last grocery store, Nitrous Americans take their hill back, Lena Dunham gains more weight, USAID was full of kindergardeners, the Epstein List, I finally beat RDR2, homeless stories, women run a restaurant, a local hellhole get overrun by police, robots doing Crossfit, and a crash course in audio engineering; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let's go through the checklist of shit.

0:04.4

Let's go through the checklist to make sure everything's right, Johnny.

0:07.6

That's what I like to do.

0:08.7

Yeah.

0:09.2

We do that in planes, in pilot school.

0:11.5

We do that in audio engineering, just to give it our best.

0:14.9

We do that in audio engineering.

0:16.3

You know, when I worked at a...

0:19.2

Just to give the listeners the best experience we can.

0:21.7

We try as hard as we can.

0:23.3

The way I was taught is you go in the night before,

0:26.4

and you set everything up,

0:27.7

check every single thing from, you know,

0:30.4

even have the correct length microphone cables

0:33.5

so that if things need to move up to six feet, you can, right?

0:36.9

You get the brown M&Ms, and you take them out, or you take out the greens or whatever

0:40.8

Metallica's rider was, you do everything on the rider.

0:44.0

You just do it all, man.

0:46.2

You just shut up and move the stone.

0:48.7

That's what you do.

0:49.7

Yep.

0:50.3

And then you walk in the next day and hit record and everything's great.

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