Episode 467 - Dick on Nitrous Wars

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2025

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

A nitrous American is beaten by an angry mob in front of my house, ICE clears out Los Angeles, ChatGPT psychosis, we investigate a group of insane people who have relationships with AI boyfriends, a fat woman falls off of a swing set, CAFE regulations are over, Orc City has fallen, waking up babies, and a woman can't stop laughing on Zoom; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Transcript

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0:00.0	You want to go black and white?
0:05.0	Yeah, you know what, just for the sake of...
0:08.0	Wouldn't it be so funny?
0:10.0	It's quirky, man.
0:12.0	Quirk, man, let's quirk max today.
0:14.0	Have we done quirk maxing before?
0:16.0	Have you and I ever done quirk maxing?
0:18.0	Well, I have a ukulele switch over here to convert all the music into fucking ukulele music.
0:23.8	Yes.
0:24.9	Yeah, lay rando maxing.
0:27.5	Where the fuck is the title of this?
0:29.5	Where can I edit this?
0:30.5	Come on.
0:31.9	The dick show go live.
0:33.6	466 copy.
0:36.5	Look at this.
0:37.4	Do you see all this shit on this thing?
0:38.9	Nowhere can I change the title
0:40.1	What a piece of shit
0:41.8	I'm quirk maxing
0:42.9	Isn't that funny and relatable
0:45.5	Just not being able to change the title
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