Episode 466 - Dick on The Two-Seater

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2025

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

Road Rage: Boston aftermath, noisy door locks, I sit next to a woman that takes up two seats on an airplane, racist accents, one of the most disgusting erotic stories from a real man of all time, and a sneaky camera for fat women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Did you and Riley ever sober up after that high extravaganza?
0:05.0	We never even got high.
0:06.8	East Coast weed is zero effect.
0:10.3	Okay, you never even got high.
0:11.9	Well, that explains a lot.
0:17.0	Yeah, we were having a weed off.
0:21.0	You guys were having a weed off. You guys were having a weed off.
0:25.3	It was there, so we were smoking.
0:28.0	Yeah.
0:28.4	We're just enjoying the hot Boston summer,
0:33.3	trying not to get murdered by all the creeps out there.
0:35.7	All right, let me turn the hot Boston summer.
0:39.1	Let me stream this shit.
0:43.7	And we're waiting.
0:45.4	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:46.6	I noticed that.
0:47.3	I was like, we were just smoking bowl after bowl after bowl.
0:51.6	Oh, look at this new rumble.
0:53.0	Look at this new fancy.
0:54.7	Looks like shit.
0:55.8	I bet it looks
0:56.4	great, but
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