Episode 465 - Dick on Dadmaxxing

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2025

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

A woman wrestles a semi truck, the No Kings or Diets protest, dadmaxxing, grandpamaxxing, a garage you can eat off of, Road Rage: Boston, sleep nagging, Maddox releases another banger, Will Smith releases another banger, Johnny Rocket releases another banger, AI Palestinians, "Slam Frank" (Anne Frank with Black people), over-optimising, and SNAP: Soda, Nachos, And Pizza; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Bonk.
0:02.6	Oh man.
0:03.6	Maybe I should have had a white cloth.
0:05.2	Do you want one?
0:06.1	I brought two.
0:07.8	No, I'm dad maxing today.
0:10.0	Dad maxing.
0:11.4	Yeah, I'm dad maxing today.
0:13.1	Shit.
0:15.7	Which means beer only.
0:17.8	No white claws.
0:19.1	No gay ass white claws over here.
0:22.6	I'm probably originally purchased to get some whore wasted.
0:30.0	Well, here I am.
0:31.7	I'm dad maxing today. Okay, Johnny? That means a lot of...
0:35.3	Oh, my fucking back and my shoulder.
0:39.3	Ah!
0:40.3	God, did you see?
0:42.3	Did you see that garage? Did you see my garage?
0:45.3	Not only did I see it, but I stepped in it.
0:47.3	Bro. How's it feel on your little feet?
0:50.3	You never walked in something so fine, I bet.
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