Episode 464 - Dick on Fat Women Throwing Bicycles

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2025

⏱️ 144 minutes

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Summary

A fat woman throws a bicycle, LA erupts in violence and retardation, a fat women encourages the rioters, ICE deports my Home Depot, a protester fights an SUV, some Mexicans light themselves on fire, an AI company is oops all indians, a man falls in love with a robot, my wife throws popcorn away, Maddox tries to cancel Road Rage: Boston, Elon's trans daughter tries out a new voice, and a man makes friends with a hot prostitute; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Oh my god
0:02.0	We're in it now we're in a civil war how does it feel?
0:08.0	It feels like any other fucking day really
0:11.0	I never thought when the civil war came that I would be on the side of the feds
0:15.0	But here I am standing by
0:19.0	Standing back and standing by I'm waiting for the text I'm waiting for the
0:26.7	secret encoded message from the president to my email you know Trump sends emails
0:32.5	that say this is a test as the subject I'm like this come on man it's a. That's a little, it's a little shady, even for you.
0:40.0	That's a bit much. This is a, oh, it's a test email? Shit, he fucked up. Oh, didn't fuck
0:45.2	up. I, I fell for it. I fell for it again, award.
0:51.2	They're reclaiming California.
0:57.0	This is it. This is it.
0:58.0	This is it, man.
0:59.0	This is it.
1:00.0	This is go time.
1:01.0	It's now or never.
1:03.0	The feds are swooping in.
1:05.0	The meigra is coming.
1:07.0	You know, they used to be afraid of the lemigra.
1:09.0	The Mexicans used to be afraid of the lemigMigra. The Mexicans used to be afraid of the Lomigra.
1:12.1	They would scatter.
1:13.4	No longer.
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