Episode 461 - Dick on High-Fives

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2025

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

A shady blood lab, the Mexican Navy has a fashion show (for fat women), some homeless start a piss war with Johnny, my dad loads a crib into my truck, the baby does a high five, my contractor pisses off the inspector, an X-Men religion, Tim Walz' son is not retarded after all, doctors with grills without borders, The Forever War against women, Nick Fuentes vs. old men, self-deportation ads in Los Angeles, and a woman with a world famous FUPA takes on the haters; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Doot, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
0:05.0	Do you know that Mario level?
0:08.0	I do.
0:09.0	Yeah, you know it.
0:10.0	Doot, do do do, do do, do.
0:12.0	I hear the clock ticking and shit.
0:14.0	Stressing.
0:16.0	I can send my wife into an insane,icking fit hysterical fit by going
0:22.5	do do do
0:23.6	because you know it's only going to get faster
0:26.3	do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do or going uh or doing the guys from All right, that's working. We'll delay. But do-da-da-da-d-d-dood-dood-dood-dood-dood.
0:38.7	Or going, or doing the guys from Red Dead Redemption to,
0:43.1	hurry up in there, Arthur.
0:44.8	I'm in the car.
0:46.4	Hurry up in there, Arthur.
0:48.2	Come on, Arthur, we ain't got all day.
0:50.4	Now, Arthur, that's Dutch.
0:52.1	Now, Arthur.
0:53.3	Oh, yeah. now Arthur that's Dutch now Arthur oh yeah we've got places to go Arthur so you bang on the
0:56.5	bathroom door Arthur come on in there even funnier in a public restaurant or Macaig
1:03.1	hey Arthur I don't got all day I don't know if those are good impressions hire me for
1:09.4	RDR3, everybody.
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