Episode 462 - Dick on Breastfeeding Class

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2025

⏱️ 165 minutes

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Summary

I bomb a joke at breastfeeding class, someone tears a tree out of my yard, 30 year old South Park episodes are banned, a woman forgets to activate a tornado siren, the purpose of AI, flutes and pants, vaccine advice, a lady cop gets her gun taken away from her, a mortician writes in about solving murders, a Kanye freestyle, a fat woman gets stuck in a booth, and arguing with your parents; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Ah, you really cheered me up before the show, Johnny.
0:05.0	I did.
0:05.6	I got to tell you.
0:08.6	The number one, we should do a family feud style.
0:13.2	What is the telltale sign that you're on meth, that someone is on meth?
0:18.7	Survey says, Taking apart electronics.
0:22.3	And trying to repair them.
0:23.5	Because you think there's value.
0:25.2	I think you're going to resell it somehow.
0:28.1	I said, oh, no.
0:31.3	We just talked about this, too.
0:33.2	Sir, number one, I'll take itching, picking.
0:36.5	Oh, yeah, that one's pretty good.
0:37.7	Number three, Johnny for the steel.
0:39.7	Hoarding.
0:40.7	Hoarding, yeah, number two.
0:41.9	Johnny for the steel.
0:43.2	Taking apart electronics and trying to fix them
0:45.9	because you think you could sell them for more.
0:47.8	Survey says, ding, ding, ding.
0:49.7	Number one response.
0:51.5	I have observed so many meth heads and crackheads putting posters up at night
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