Episode 46 - Dick on Camping

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2017

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Joshua Tree, my plan for Philly, selling t-shirts, folding tents, friendly Australians and their drive-by G'days, the true test of camping, "Sean answers", Peach demonstrates how to hug properly, Coach eats some chocolate, bad wedding toasts, my The_Donald AMAA, Coach borrows my parents' truck, Peach "finds" my diary, 80s girl saves someone's life, more laugh tracks, Maddox's book title: the Biggest Rehash in the Universe, and all of Los Angeles loses its internet; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick. Dick. Ready.
0:14.0	Yeah!
0:17.0	Yeah!
0:18.0	Yeah!
0:20.0	Welcome to Dick!
0:21.0	You want Dick you need Dick, you love Dick, it's the only show where everything is a contest coming to you live, sort of, sort of live from a bunker, a concrete bunker in the side of a mountain in the city of failure.
0:35.7	I'm your host Dick Masters and with me is always is Sean.
0:38.0	Hello Dick.
0:39.0	Hey what's up buddy, the only show where you can catch the audio,
0:42.0	wise cracks and zingers of Sean the
0:45.2	audio engineer with me also today is peach saliva the lovely the beautiful the
0:50.3	twitchie game playing peach saliva who may or may not have
0:54.8	O. C. D. issues that we're going to get into. Okay first of all hello today
0:57.9	secondly that's hurtful I don't have O. C. Although I did learn a lot
1:01.0	about myself after. Why is it hurtful?
1:04.0	Plenty of all don't you know that all geniuses
1:08.0	all of them all are completely socially maladjusted.
1:13.3	So you should, if anybody ever criticizes you for being weird or different,
1:19.3	it's only because of how smart you are.
1:22.4	If you're a misanthrop, if you're totally unable to function in
1:26.4	society, it's because you're so fucking smart. That's why. Because the world, because people operate like a Dungeons and Dragons game
1:36.8	This is like where you take a person and you give them a limited amount you have a limited amount of points for strength and wisdom and being able to shower properly
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