Episode 47 - Dick on Road Rage: Philly

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2017

⏱️ 122 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Road Rage: Philly and the people who got kicked out, your brain the drug dealer, how to buy beer, Asterios' Dustin smack-down, an army of Seans, The Leviathan, Ken M and civil discourse on the Internet, dress codes, Sean reacts to the live show, a mod from The_Donald teases us with his Trump sci-fi novel, chicks who love Disneyland, The Matrix reboot, ATM fees, rock climbers and other people I want to punch in the mouth, Ken M gets banned from The_Donald live, someone borrows a lighter from Asterios, the Science Friction podcast, Digibro and his robe and his associates, The Dick Show jazz remix, and Juan the Road Rage Champ; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Presenting Dick. Dick.
0:14.0	Ready.
0:15.0	Yeah!
0:16.0	Yeah!
0:18.0	Welcome to Dick!
0:20.0	You want Dick you need Dick you love Dick. It's the only show where everything is a contest coming to you live from a mountain bunker in the city of failure. I am your host Dick Masters and with me as always is Sean. Hello Dick. Hey what's up buddy today joining us in studio but I don't think he's gonna talk. He's Randy. Randy the handler
0:40.5	Hollywood Randy's here in the studio today.
0:43.8	Man, what a fucking week.
0:45.2	I'm still exhausted from road rage.
0:48.1	Yeah.
0:48.6	Like, I don't have the excuse of drinking anymore either.
0:51.0	I'm just fucking old.
0:52.2	What's your excuse now? Oh, just being old. I'm just fucking old. What's your excuse now?
0:53.2	Just being old. I'm just old.
0:55.4	Just old and like people make me tired.
0:58.2	Yeah, it's the intensity of the event, the intensity of road rage.
1:02.8	No shit.
1:03.8	Man, it was like stepping onto that stage was like stepping in front of the mouth of like a
1:10.5	Leviathan, like a great sea creature.
1:13.4	You know what I'm saying?
1:15.1	Yeah.
1:16.1	Hundreds of dudes at the Trachadero, hundreds of dudes, like an army, an army of men, and I'm assuming their gender, it could have been,
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Dick Masterson, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Dick Masterson and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.