Episode 45 - Dick on Opening Day

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2017

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

Preventing late podcasts, Liquor pacing, Madcucks vs Existence #2, Dodger's opening day, Buckley's edible hat, stealing from the rich and giving to myself, Randy's smooth-talking, bad neighbors, why Buckley was banned from the delivery room, Ginger Ale's hand-drawn tattoo, The Five-Life, girl and boy cartoon shows, hot chicks farting on planes, the Middle East is a money pit, Sam Glaze, My Room Records, Laughter Therapy with Sean, the biggest prank in the universe, The Best Book in the Universe, and the most 2.5 million downloads in the universe; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Episode 45

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick. Dick. Yeah!
0:25.0	Welcome to Dick!
0:28.0	You need Dick, you want Dick, you love Dick, you got it.
0:31.0	It's the show where everything is a contest coming to you from a bunker in the
0:36.7	side of a mountain from the city of failure. I am your host Dick Masterson. With me as always is Sean the audio engineer. Stick and the every every man drop-ins of Sean the audio engineer also the the only
0:54.6	podcast that I have ever been on that has just broken that is related to any
1:00.2	podcast I have ever been on that has broken 2.5 million downloads, Sean.
1:06.7	2.5 million downloads.
1:10.3	2.5, go.
1:11.9	In under a year. In under ago in under a year.
1:13.0	In under a year.
1:14.0	Under a year.
1:15.0	2.5 million.
1:16.0	That's amazing.
1:17.0	2 and at what happened to 2 million?
1:19.0	I don't buy it.
1:20.0	I didn't even see it.
1:21.0	Number doesn't exist.
1:22.0	We're going at thousands, tens of thousands of miles an hour.
1:26.2	Light speed is too slow.
1:27.2	Didn't even see it.
1:28.4	Ludicious speed!
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