Episode 459 - Dick on Time is a Fat Circle

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2025

⏱️ 144 minutes

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Tickets for Road Rage/WATP Boston are up at live.dick.show, my deck is "finished" and I have questions, the speed of technology vs. fat incompetence, murrlogic calls in, ex-girlfriend advice for a young man who is about to make a big mistake, a 5/5 porno game, and Hackamania drama; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	It's very clean in here.
0:05.0	It is very clean.
0:06.0	It looks nice.
0:07.0	We noticed there was no sex doll in here anymore.
0:11.0	Yeah.
0:12.0	From the clip of Maddie playing around.
0:15.0	Yeah, I cleaned it up a little bit.
0:17.0	It looks great, man.
0:19.0	That sex doll is rough, man.
0:21.6	That's sex doll.
0:23.8	It's more Terminator than Sex doll now.
0:24.7	That's the... Can you see the pipe cleaners for the fingers, finally?
0:27.5	Those were the first to come out.
0:29.6	Oh.
0:30.1	You know?
0:34.2	It's not robotic enough.
0:35.9	If it was like Arnold Schwarzenegger, you know, when he removes his hand and it's like a robo fist.
0:41.4	Yes.
0:41.9	If that's what the sex doll was underneath it, I think it would still be like erotic with just the tits.
0:49.3	Yeah.
0:49.8	But it's too much, it's too much coat coat hanger yeah wire little arts and craftsy yeah
0:58.1	yeah it's a little arts and crafty it's too much uh the dry cleaning coat hanger wire this isn't
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