Episode 458 - Dick on The Ringer

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2025

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Summary

Jeff Bridges names my son, the deck police chase some burglars, the wedding blackface painter is caught, Kanye blows the Fourth Reich, "You don't complain about Islam enough", a tribal contest to pick up a fat American woman, a gangster photoshops his knuckles, the Chinese attack luxury goods, the perfect amount of women, how to meet friends in the city after 30, and the WATP/TDS Live Show is coming on June 21st; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	I think you might be right.
0:02.5	Ah!
0:03.4	Yeah, it's...
0:04.3	J.D. Vance, meeting with the president of India.
0:09.0	Ah!
0:10.0	No!
0:13.2	Twitter is the most downloaded app in India today.
0:18.3	It should be the most deleted app in America after that.
0:21.4	India? Yeah, I agree.
0:23.2	Yeah, well, yeah, in India, especially, yeah.
0:25.1	Just take them offline, how about.
0:27.7	That's it. We gotta go.
0:29.2	No more goofish.
0:29.9	Fifth generational warfare, the great firewall.
0:33.2	I thought all the street food was funny at first, but day in and day out, it's just goop-scoop after goop-scoop.
0:39.4	I'm done with the street food.
0:41.2	It's not funny anymore.
0:42.4	I don't want to see any jokes about it.
0:43.8	Just wall it off.
0:45.3	Wall it.
0:45.6	Get it out of it.
0:47.0	Need a big moat.
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