Episode 457 - Dick on Obesity Simulation Suits

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2025

⏱️ 167 minutes

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Summary

Experts weigh in on experts, every deck in my neighborhood gets busted, a medical obesity simulation suit, a woman breaks a tree, a working in a factory survey, the Department of War blocks me for telling them not to kill kids, advice to hit on a girl at work, Weight Watchers goes bankrupt, Starbucks goes on strike, and fake crazy people; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	check giddy checker the Chinese all these bottle openers on the table and I use a lighter to open
0:07.7	one I got bottle openers bottle openers everywhere not a beer to drink I drank them all and had a fall
0:15.4	and once again drinking alcohol in this household once again I stink that stink. That's a legit limerick.
0:21.8	Wow.
0:22.8	Man, I'm getting old.
0:24.1	I could pull a limerick out.
0:26.7	I got to work on my limericks, my dad jokes.
0:29.2	I got to bone those up.
0:31.0	You got to bone them up.
0:32.0	I got to bone those up before the baby gets here.
0:35.5	I got to remove all the sexual innuendos
0:39.3	and just focus on the dad jokes.
0:41.5	Yeah. Alcohol in this house. There we go.
0:43.1	What were you saying about
0:44.1	bottle openers? Oh, I was saying... Man, I got to
0:47.3	keep this. It's so hard
0:49.7	doing podcasting
0:51.4	with having raging tinnitus.
0:57.0	It's hard doing anything with raging tinnitus. Oh man.
0:58.0	Because I got like it on the very, very lowest setting and I can feel me on the biggest problem
1:03.0	at the end of the week when I, in my ears, I just hear, ooh, and I'm staring at Vito, and I'm like,
1:10.0	I feel like I'm in a serial killer movie. Yeah. And I'm the serial, and I'm staring at Vito and I'm like I feel like I'm in a serial killer movie.
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